snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

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not what i had in mind but she will do

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

xseahavenx:

langsettte:

rodentriot:

langsettte:

roca-wear:

fileformat:

darkbluetile:

argea:

this is interspecies mingling that freaks me out and that i do not approve of

they’re just friends hanging out

racism is over

no invite

wwhats that disgusting huge rat on the right i feel so attacked right now

that’s a capybara get your shit together

you are literally such a cool person

is that a two headed turtle ?

xseahavenx:

langsettte:

rodentriot:

langsettte:

roca-wear:

fileformat:

darkbluetile:

argea:

this is interspecies mingling that freaks me out and that i do not approve of

they’re just friends hanging out

racism is over

no invite

wwhats that disgusting huge rat on the right i feel so attacked right now

that’s a capybara get your shit together

you are literally such a cool person

is that a two headed turtle ?

lulz-time:

He looks so proud

lulz-time:

He looks so proud

gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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unexplained-events:

Joe Cummings, an aspiring actor, living in NY claims that a woman had been living in a storage area above his kitchen. He claims to have no idea how she got there and for how long she lived there. 

He noticed food was missing that he had not touched. You can see her eating his food and also using his sink as a toilet.

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The story is very familiar to the case of the 58 year old woman living in a man’s closet for a year, which happened in Japan. The woman had snuck into his home when the door was unlocked. Had been taking showers and sharing his food for a year before she was discovered through hidden cameras as well.

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dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

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if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

doctorspontaneous:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you